Fuck.
The very first thing that comes into my mind is this.
FUCK.
I post a shoutout in facebook.
and I wrote. "失业是我的爱好~失业好好玩~"
Don't ask me why because I'm gonna tell you after this.
and then got one fella come and comment my status.
Ok lorh, replying only what. No problem.
He said." you lost job?" (a very bad grammar in a proper reply.)
I said." No.. but I'm currently jobless now XD." (I suppose that he could understand me.)
He replied." say no, but say jobless?dunno what you talking about =='"( ok sorry, he don't understand me, apparently.)
So I replied, "I never had a job, so I never lose a job. But I am so fucking jobless now, go learn better english please XD" ( I trying to explain, and of course.. lan sii abit, can't help it man, it's the natural traits of a animation student, the art of lansiiness)
and you know what he replied?
A very fucked up one, but I forgive his narrow knowledge lar, since everybody knows he retained twice and lose a few jobs in a row.
"I think you're the one who need to learn, the way you express got big problem, tq =)"
( What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?????? )
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Before I continue my fucking expressionism, let me translate what I'm trying to say.
Based on "I never had a job, so I never lose a job. But I'm so fucking jobless now, go learn better english please XD"
"我不曾拥有工作，所以我从来没失业过，但是我现在是失业分子"
Still don't understand??!!! Oh brother.. for motherfucked sake lar.
我不曾拥有工作, easy lorh? means I never had a job before.
所以我从来没失业过, easy right? means I never lose a job. means I never jobless before.
但是我现在是失业分子, walao you dun understand can bang wall d. means I'm jobless now.
phew.. translate job is hard man, especially for a english noob like me.
So back to the story, I was like, Oh My Fucking God?
Are you motherfucking retarded or what???
I know you got the all-known-superior google english dictionary...
But that shit never teach you how to use informal sentences..
Just like I diuz you "Oi lu machaohai 做么没有去打机?"
Can google dictionary fully translate the proper meaning or not?
NO MAH YOU FUCK-BRAINLESS-TARD.
I know my english not enough standard lar..
but you should know, yes YOU.
No need to look at the left and right because I'm slapping right in front of your fucked face.
You should know... Your english, never get better than me.
I'm so sorry that I'm so lan sii about it... but I just can't help it.
The truth is, I am very lan sii. and You're sucks.
You know that?? SO SUCKENING...!! LIKE A LEECH..!!
SUCK LIKE A BABI AND DIE WITH ONE SMALL PINCH OF SALT!!!
Wuaah laouh.. really cannot imagine lar.
But I forgive him for being so motherfucking sohai lar.
I can't really blame him for studying smelly shits for his whole loser life.
Right or not people?? See, I'm so saint, please call me an ice-cold motherfucker St. TaSiang.
Oh.. why do I blog about this person who just made a small mistake?
Easy, because I wanted to do so for a very very long time already.
What so special about this person?
Nothing. I guess I'm quite impressed with his loserness and lousiness... ya, I think that's it.
Ok. Let me list down his record. hahaha, it's one kind of loser facts if you wanna refer to.
.1 He retained for 2 semester.
First retainment is because of failing subjects, stupid lar, at last change idea, some more copy 99% from the original idea. Sad boy, he thought lecturer eye-blinded.
Second retainment because of his super-almighty-ultimate laziness. I also dunno why lerh, he paste a... big(? i suppose so) notice in front of his pc says... "Must get 2.4 GPA this sem!!" (For your info, before that he wrote 2.8 one if i not wrong... it drops to 2.4 dramatically.......sweat)
and then ok lar, everything went smooth, except he's so fucking addicted with some dao gei game and deny to be one of the addicted dao gei.
Ok worh, being an addict is still better than being an asshole right?
He fully used his addictness to propose the idea to his lecturer, and fucking approved by his lecturer..! So he design all the shits, and print out everything he could.
and Guess what?
At the very last minute, he didn't attend the presentation. What the fuck?
I was wondering why. Hahahahaha it makes me wanna laugh because.. even if I get a zero mark, I never get retained also. Sorry I being so motherfucking lan sii, it's in my nature!!!!
.2 He was dumped by his girlfrenz.
Why? Because his girlfrenz think he's a loser. Sad boy, your girl just poke the shit out of you man.
Unless you're very rich, like that no matter how loser are you your girl gonna stay with you... oh not you, YOUR MONEY forever and ever~
Anyway don't feel sad, you can try considering being fucked instead. =)
.3 He lose 3 jobs in 2 months.
After his 2nd 'retirement' in studies, he found a job, i forgot what he's doing d.
And I heard he's happy with it.
and then he never went to work after a few days of working.
First excuse. "Overslept."
Second excuse. "No event d, can off day."
Third excuse. (...eh, I got fired.)
He found 2nd job, he's selling Photoshop CS4 tutorial just right in front of my college.
My godness, that's the most stupid location ever to sell something like that.
Even Huungry Cafe auntie's skill also better than the tutorial lar oh my fucked god.
Ok, the very first day he told us.
"I've found a better job, a better one than this. Tomorrow you won't see me again liao. Hahaha"
(Shit, he talk like we'll fucking miss him alot, yeah, kiss my ass and let me kick yours until you kiss the moon)
and then He found a 3rd job.
That's a... Celcom customer service or some sort like that.
I heard the price is good, at least it's better than my sis' paid.
1600++ Per month, easy job, pick up calls, answer calls, disconnect calls.
and then he post "a good career oppurtunity even WITHOUT complete study" in facebook.
Hahaha, I know, we're all surprised by that, and felt offended by that (at least for me).
It's like he's teasing student like us will become a loser even with complete study you know?
Ok, never mind, me and my frenz said we look forward and see how he progress.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE NEVER DISAPPOINT US I'D SAY..!!
For the first few days, he did attend for work.
and then, he didn't attend for work again.
First excuse."Shop renovating, because there is new area."
Second excuse."Shop renovating, not finish yet."
Third excuse. "I headache."
Fourth excuse. "I overslept."
Wow, record broken, got 4 excuses.
Everytime we see he didn't go for work, we laughed our shit out and roll on the floor like fire burning on our dicks. LOL
He's a really bad liar... I wonder what kind of shop would like to start their business when they still have renovation job taking place?
Like that I also wanna do lorh~ SO SIMPLE.
6 DAYS SLEEP 3 DAYS. SWEET LIKE HELL MAN.
and then few days ago he post again.
"Just come back from work, today work half day only, salary also half only ><" I was wondering whether this is true or wrong, because.. The next day he bought some newspaper and looking for jobs AGAIN.
(oh, 'the next day' is a weekday, working day, and he never went for work.
you know what I mean.)
4th job coming and we're so looking forward to see how he got fired again.
(Shit I'm so evil, but I'm enjoying being one...muahahahahhaa)
.4 He owe money, it depends on your imagination about the HUGE amount.
Like the title said. Elaboration is extremely unnecassary I should say.
All I can say is.. He likes to spend like a richie, while he's not.
Anyway cannot blame him, his imaginary vision has gotten into his real life.
It's a superior extremely rare trait of an ex-graphic design STUDENT.
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So...all I'm trying to say is...
My english is very bad, it often offend people because of the bad usage.
Like this,
"Motherfucking retarded brainiac shitdick uncle fucker with a huge beef jerky testis malfunctioned petrified."
See, sooooo bad.
(Oh yeah, I think he couldn't understand my last reply in my shoutout. Well, I hope XD)
The very first thing that comes into my mind is this.
FUCK.
I post a shoutout in facebook.
and I wrote. "失业是我的爱好~失业好好玩~"
Don't ask me why because I'm gonna tell you after this.
and then got one fella come and comment my status.
Ok lorh, replying only what. No problem.
He said." you lost job?" (a very bad grammar in a proper reply.)
I said." No.. but I'm currently jobless now XD." (I suppose that he could understand me.)
He replied." say no, but say jobless?dunno what you talking about =='"( ok sorry, he don't understand me, apparently.)
So I replied, "I never had a job, so I never lose a job. But I am so fucking jobless now, go learn better english please XD" ( I trying to explain, and of course.. lan sii abit, can't help it man, it's the natural traits of a animation student, the art of lansiiness)
and you know what he replied?
A very fucked up one, but I forgive his narrow knowledge lar, since everybody knows he retained twice and lose a few jobs in a row.
"I think you're the one who need to learn, the way you express got big problem, tq =)"
( What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?????? )
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Before I continue my fucking expressionism, let me translate what I'm trying to say.
Based on "I never had a job, so I never lose a job. But I'm so fucking jobless now, go learn better english please XD"
"我不曾拥有工作，所以我从来没失业过，但是我现在是失业分子"
Still don't understand??!!! Oh brother.. for motherfucked sake lar.
我不曾拥有工作, easy lorh? means I never had a job before.
所以我从来没失业过, easy right? means I never lose a job. means I never jobless before.
但是我现在是失业分子, walao you dun understand can bang wall d. means I'm jobless now.
phew.. translate job is hard man, especially for a english noob like me.
So back to the story, I was like, Oh My Fucking God?
Are you motherfucking retarded or what???
I know you got the all-known-superior google english dictionary...
But that shit never teach you how to use informal sentences..
Just like I diuz you "Oi lu machaohai 做么没有去打机?"
Can google dictionary fully translate the proper meaning or not?
NO MAH YOU FUCK-BRAINLESS-TARD.
I know my english not enough standard lar..
but you should know, yes YOU.
No need to look at the left and right because I'm slapping right in front of your fucked face.
You should know... Your english, never get better than me.
I'm so sorry that I'm so lan sii about it... but I just can't help it.
The truth is, I am very lan sii. and You're sucks.
You know that?? SO SUCKENING...!! LIKE A LEECH..!!
SUCK LIKE A BABI AND DIE WITH ONE SMALL PINCH OF SALT!!!
Wuaah laouh.. really cannot imagine lar.
But I forgive him for being so motherfucking sohai lar.
I can't really blame him for studying smelly shits for his whole loser life.
Right or not people?? See, I'm so saint, please call me an ice-cold motherfucker St. TaSiang.
Oh.. why do I blog about this person who just made a small mistake?
Easy, because I wanted to do so for a very very long time already.
What so special about this person?
Nothing. I guess I'm quite impressed with his loserness and lousiness... ya, I think that's it.
Ok. Let me list down his record. hahaha, it's one kind of loser facts if you wanna refer to.
.1 He retained for 2 semester.
First retainment is because of failing subjects, stupid lar, at last change idea, some more copy 99% from the original idea. Sad boy, he thought lecturer eye-blinded.
Second retainment because of his super-almighty-ultimate laziness. I also dunno why lerh, he paste a... big(? i suppose so) notice in front of his pc says... "Must get 2.4 GPA this sem!!" (For your info, before that he wrote 2.8 one if i not wrong... it drops to 2.4 dramatically.......sweat)
and then ok lar, everything went smooth, except he's so fucking addicted with some dao gei game and deny to be one of the addicted dao gei.
Ok worh, being an addict is still better than being an asshole right?
He fully used his addictness to propose the idea to his lecturer, and fucking approved by his lecturer..! So he design all the shits, and print out everything he could.
and Guess what?
At the very last minute, he didn't attend the presentation. What the fuck?
I was wondering why. Hahahahaha it makes me wanna laugh because.. even if I get a zero mark, I never get retained also. Sorry I being so motherfucking lan sii, it's in my nature!!!!
.2 He was dumped by his girlfrenz.
Why? Because his girlfrenz think he's a loser. Sad boy, your girl just poke the shit out of you man.
Unless you're very rich, like that no matter how loser are you your girl gonna stay with you... oh not you, YOUR MONEY forever and ever~
Anyway don't feel sad, you can try considering being fucked instead. =)
.3 He lose 3 jobs in 2 months.
After his 2nd 'retirement' in studies, he found a job, i forgot what he's doing d.
And I heard he's happy with it.
and then he never went to work after a few days of working.
First excuse. "Overslept."
Second excuse. "No event d, can off day."
Third excuse. (...eh, I got fired.)
He found 2nd job, he's selling Photoshop CS4 tutorial just right in front of my college.
My godness, that's the most stupid location ever to sell something like that.
Even Huungry Cafe auntie's skill also better than the tutorial lar oh my fucked god.
Ok, the very first day he told us.
"I've found a better job, a better one than this. Tomorrow you won't see me again liao. Hahaha"
(Shit, he talk like we'll fucking miss him alot, yeah, kiss my ass and let me kick yours until you kiss the moon)
and then He found a 3rd job.
That's a... Celcom customer service or some sort like that.
I heard the price is good, at least it's better than my sis' paid.
1600++ Per month, easy job, pick up calls, answer calls, disconnect calls.
and then he post "a good career oppurtunity even WITHOUT complete study" in facebook.
Hahaha, I know, we're all surprised by that, and felt offended by that (at least for me).
It's like he's teasing student like us will become a loser even with complete study you know?
Ok, never mind, me and my frenz said we look forward and see how he progress.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE NEVER DISAPPOINT US I'D SAY..!!
For the first few days, he did attend for work.
and then, he didn't attend for work again.
First excuse."Shop renovating, because there is new area."
Second excuse."Shop renovating, not finish yet."
Third excuse. "I headache."
Fourth excuse. "I overslept."
Wow, record broken, got 4 excuses.
Everytime we see he didn't go for work, we laughed our shit out and roll on the floor like fire burning on our dicks. LOL
He's a really bad liar... I wonder what kind of shop would like to start their business when they still have renovation job taking place?
Like that I also wanna do lorh~ SO SIMPLE.
6 DAYS SLEEP 3 DAYS. SWEET LIKE HELL MAN.
and then few days ago he post again.
"Just come back from work, today work half day only, salary also half only ><" I was wondering whether this is true or wrong, because.. The next day he bought some newspaper and looking for jobs AGAIN.
(oh, 'the next day' is a weekday, working day, and he never went for work.
you know what I mean.)
4th job coming and we're so looking forward to see how he got fired again.
(Shit I'm so evil, but I'm enjoying being one...muahahahahhaa)
.4 He owe money, it depends on your imagination about the HUGE amount.
Like the title said. Elaboration is extremely unnecassary I should say.
All I can say is.. He likes to spend like a richie, while he's not.
Anyway cannot blame him, his imaginary vision has gotten into his real life.
It's a superior extremely rare trait of an ex-graphic design STUDENT.
---------
So...all I'm trying to say is...
My english is very bad, it often offend people because of the bad usage.
Like this,
"Motherfucking retarded brainiac shitdick uncle fucker with a huge beef jerky testis malfunctioned petrified."
See, sooooo bad.
(Oh yeah, I think he couldn't understand my last reply in my shoutout. Well, I hope XD)
