FUCK LAR.

Touch your laptop only jeh.
No need say whack dao I cacat one mah.
It's not like I'm a total stranger.
I know you you know me.
What's the point of threatening me like that man?
You sohai meh?
You don't tell me you coming period also because I checked you got 2 balls.
Unless your balls hurts every week.
Like that I might forgive you for being so stupid because you got distracted.

But, you got no problem with your balls right?
SO WHY THE FUCK YOU WANNA THREATEN ME LIKE THAT?!!!
SOHAI MEH?!! YOU TOUCH MY STUFF I ALSO NEVER THREATEN YOU LORH WALAO.
EVERYDAY LET YOU JOKE AROUND AND THEN YOU THOUGHT I'M A FUCKING JOKER?!!
JOKER ALSO NEED RESPECT LORH WALAO.
I RESPECT YOU AS A FRENZ THATS WHY I DON'T FUCK YOU AT THE SCENE LAR CHEEBUY.
I RESPECT YOU THAT'S WHY I KEEP QUIET AND LET YOU WIN LAR SOHAI.
NIAMA YOU THOUGHT YOU FUCKING RICH THEN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING MEH.
USE YOUR RETARDED BRAINLESS FUCKED JUICES LAR.
SOHAI ONE.
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ONLY.
GO HOME AND FUCKS WITH YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER'S MOTHER LAR.
AKA YOUR 18 GENERATION ANCESTORS.

niama chao fah hai..
sohai punya babi, next time don't talk like that larh mahai.
macam i'm your dog like that.
fuck then fuck, screw then screw.

fuck the world who don't appreciate the joker.

Today is not really a very good day because I've got a shitload of complains in my dumb fucking head.
So what the fuck is wrong with a good Saturday of week in August?

Everything started quietly in this morning..
I was in the middle of some semi-wet dream and then my phone alarm alarmed me in the middle of chicks boob.
Gaaaaaah It's okay actually because I got a class to catch up with.
So... Like the usual, me and my frenz went to school.
We do stuff.
We talk about stuff.
And this shit lecturer isn't giving any proper attention to what I'm about to tell.
Fuck lar.. and then after getting a rough idea from me.
You know, what the fuck?
HE GIVE SHIT OPINION AND HE THINK OF SHIT WHEN HE'S RESPONDING TO MY QUESTION.
FUCK YOU LAR SEI SOHAI.
See you I also wanna vomit what I've shitted 5 years ago.
IS WHAT I SHITTED NOT WHAT I CONSUMED.

Ok lar.. everybody know that he's a total straight asshole.
It's ok that he acted so shitt-ly.

Actually I was quite delighted when I got a invitation for movie session during class.
I was looking forward to it and guess what?
SHIT HAPPENED AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND NO SHIT REASON.

My frenz told me the driver will come at 8 to pick me up for movie session
Ok lorh, and so I thought he will reach in time.
I told my family I'm going for dinner with them.
and I expect to enjoy my dinner slowly, just like what I actually do in almost every meal.
I prepared myself. at 7.30pm.
I waited. at 8pm.
I waited. again. at 8.15pm.
I again and again, waited. at 8.30pm.
And so I decided to lie on the bed because I shut down everything I'm playing and hanging with.
I lie down for roughly 7 minutes and I heard the stupid horn and I knew, they're here.

and So I jumped into the car.
I was really expecting an actual apologize..
but I was kinda invisible in the car because they ignored the fact that I'm actually pissed off.

SO...WHAT THE FUCK MAN?
YOU'RE LATE AND YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE ACTUALLY OWE ME AN APOLOGY?!!
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE FUCKING LATE BECAUSE OF PICKING UP PEOPLE LAR.
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO PICK PEOPLE UP THEN YOU MAH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE EARLIER LORH.
EVEN IF YOU'RE GOING TO LATE ALSO PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL LAR.
YOU BUAT SAYA TUNGGU MACAM SOHAI BABI YANG SEDANG TUNGGU SUSU TAO.
YOU'RE MAKING ME WAIT AND EXPECTING FOR A PROPER DINNER IN A EMPTY STOMACH?!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW.
YOU FUCKING RUIN MY MOOD LORH SOHAI DRIVER.
NIAMA GAH CHAO HAI.
I'M NOT TRYING TO COMPARE BUT EVERYTIME I'LL GO OUT EARLIER TO BE IN TIME TO FETCH ME FRENZ ONE LORH.
YOU DON'T THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS RUNNING YOUR TIME OK.
I GOT A NAME AND YOU GOT ONE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!
WE AIN'T SIMILAR IN SEVERAL ASSHOLE WAYS YOU UNDERSTAND?!!

SEI SOHAI.

You give me a word of sorry mah nothing will screwed up lorh..
I got into the car and you act nothing.
Sei motherfucker. You better don't drive I tell you.
Waste people time and energy waiting for you only.
Got phone also dunno call.
Inside the whole fucking car all also tak ada otak one.
Thank god another sohai girl isn't in the car, if not confirm diu chao.

Fucking ruined.
because of that self-arrogant stupid brainless fucked retarded driver.



FUCK OFF LAR NEXT TIME.

Hell Yes.

It's late at night now and my mind is seriously corrupted.
I just finish blogging a ranting post in my public blog.
But here I am to start a new post that may cause alot of guilt and vengeance intention.

I don't know what I've really been through but I must admit.
I hate the fact of women existing as a power of equal among the society.
It's not really a random intention but this question is really haunting me ever since I met a few fucked up living pussy in my early life.
But today I'm not really giving a lecture.
I'm here to release stress.


First of all to the pussy I hate the most.
Lau Kah Yan.
People who read this blog might've know how much I hated her because.
She's the one who started all this. Literally. Un-intentionally.
She makes me hate every single living pussy on Earth.
In the dark side of me, I would really love to see 1000 men raping her 20 hours per day.
And torture her to become a sex slave.
Oh, public humiliation is unevitable for this fucking dope shit.
I wish I could just do it and hang her up on the KLCC and make news.
If it's possible, I would like to kill her whole family.
Oops, her sis is fuckable, so... I wouldn't really kill a money-machine, would I?

2nd.
This girl is actually kinda cute.
hmmmm... pretty? I not sure how to describe her but.
She's another fucked up.
Her name is Cheang Yee Ling.
I'm not sure what the fuck happened between me and her.
But she seems to be hated me so much and I don't know whats the main reason of it.
Is it because I appeared in her wet dream?
Or I accidently raped her? Nope, that never happened even though I've thought about it.
She has a very interesting personality and perhaps I could say... it's really unique.
Yeah? Because you know what?
SHE ONLY FUCKS WITH WHAT I'VE SAID.
Yes. ONLY. WITH WHAT I'VE SAID.
And she often ruin my mood because of that.
I HATE GIRLS FUCKS ME AND FUCKS WITH ME.
It's really humiliating.
I would like to see she become another cheap ho too.
It's one of my dream. My wish.

So like.. I got a long list about who I hate.

And then..
Ya, this girl is named.. Koh Ning Xin.
Everyone called her mika, but I seriously wanna fuck her up in several ways.
Not because she's sexy. But because she's hot.
TOO HOT TO HANDLE YOU KNOW?!
What kind of hot, you asked?
It's like a chilli.
It hurts your taste bud and your stomach.
I'm not sure what happen again but I got a pretty bad reputation among people.
So I guess she hates me for that and you know what?
I'm the only one got screamed in the class.
FUCK YOU LAR SEI SOHAI.
ONE DAY I TELL YOU I'LL STUCK AN EXHAUST PIPE IN YOUR PUSSY.
AND IF YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE AFTER THAT.
GOOD LUCK. YOU CAN FINALLY HAVE FUN WITH HORSES.
H O R S E S. YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY ENJOY THEIR DICK BECAUSE THEY WERE MUCH SMALLER THAN AN EXHAUST PIPE.

and then..
Let's keep this short because it's really too long to talk about everything.

Lim Pui Kuen.
Lim Hwi Yee.
This 2 girl.. aihz, they're pretty.
And I think they can really make a fortune by prostituting.
Seriously dude.
They love to make plenty of public social appearances.
It's their dream to become a star. Pornstar that everyone dreamed to fuck with.

So many even me myself also dunno how to write.
Anyway. that's all for today.

Fuck off, folks.


Oops. Hell yes, I wanted to rape all the girl I listed above except one.
Lau KahYan. Because she's a boy.
I can't really fuck a dick right? It could do a lot of damage with a pipe and small hole.