Thursday, August 23, 2007

yesterday go watch movie, SECRET.
my frenz ride his motor, 黄忠大人 ride it from taman U to taman sungai besi indah.
without license, and with the speed of 110 and above km/h.
after the show we explored taman sungai besi indah, somewhere i've never went before.
and then, we ride on to the highway...and here it is, the nightmare riding...

omfg,150km/h on the highway with 2 person on a bike.

now this, is what you called insane, and i've broke his fetching speed record. 150km/h.
gosh, we travelled at high speed on a highway to Jusco Cheras Selatan.
that sure is scary =.= luckily both of us is sound and safe.

woops, holiday gonna end soon. dunno whether can i study or not?
might enjoy hard in this mean time =.= i mean, real HARD

oh and, i have a nice UNcyclopedia to share with you guyz...
discover, read, and enjoy the fun of criticism.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malay----> truth about malay.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia-> truth about malaysia.

Ingredient of creating a MALAY
-1/2 cup of baboon's blood®
-1/2 cup of wild boar's blood®
-2kg of Soil or "Tanah Melayu"
-200ml of concentrated Hydrochloric Acid solution (HCL)
-1/4 teaspoon of Nitroglycerin
-30% Cursed Scroll for Keris for ATT obtained from Sleepywood Dungeon
-An old Keris

Directions

1. Cream together baboon's blood®, wild boar's blood®, Nitroglycerin and "Tanah Melayu". Beat well with Keris.

2. Add Hydrochloric Acid solution SLOWLY to the mixture. I MEAN SLOWLY! I held no responsible if it Asplode!

3. Shape into approximately 1 meter tall monument. Forms hand, leg and tail.

4. Bake under hot sun for 5-30mins according to your colour choice.

5. This is the hardest step, to make it become a living Malay, you will need to cast the 30% Cursed Scroll for Keris for ATT on your Malay. There are only 30% chance of success, so pray hard.

6. Repeat step 1-5 if the scroll failed.

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