today no class.
i so happy.
but i so sad.
because i haven't start even a half pieces of assignment.
diuz lorh.
this time really diuz lorh.
yesterday is animation course Evaluation day.
batch 081. 073. 071. 063. attendance are compulsory.
but i run with frenz after 3.
what a bad boy.
today dinner.
to tell you guyz the truth.
i really like my mother to stay at home and cook dinner.
and lunch too. although cooking lunch seems so impossible for her.
today. tonight. as usual she cooked too.
but it was sucks.
very sucks.
i think it can compare with dog's food.
in fact. i'm eating that dog food right now.
you know. my principal of eating.
1st. the food muz be fresh. which is quite impossible in several ways.
2nd. the food muz be right at its original temperature state.
eg. ice cream should be cold. cake should be cold. fried noodle should be hot etc.
3rd. moral of eating. never ever EVER chew chump or even slurrrppp .
4th. never ever EVER add extras in the food UNLESS it match with the dish!!!
BECAUSE IT RUINS THE TASTE OF THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
so actually. my parents always offended 2 of the principals i state above.
my dad. chew chump slurrrp as hard as he can as if he was really enjoying the food.
my mother. add everything as hard as she can as if her so-called-recipe was so damn delicious.
FUCK . PUKIMAK. DIUZ. KONGET. DIAOZ. ITE-MA U ZO WARE.
today my mother cooked pasta. i should be fucking happy with that.
because i love eating pasta all these foreign flour-based food.
and today the soup should be damn delightful because i know the cupboard still got few cans of CAMPBELL mushroom soup.
yes. my mother cooked the pasta. and she cooked the mushroom soup.
BUT THATS NOT JUZ IT!!!
you know what the fuck she did to that soup?
ok 1st. she add alittle bit too much of hot water. like those fucking noob restaurant did to save those origin sauce or soup or what so ever.
ok never mind. i dun really mind much of that. because thats typical of poor family did.
and then 2nd. she add mushroom. ok this is alittle bit weird d. because chinese mushroom doesn't really match with the foreign-flavour mushroom soup. fine. i tell myself.
at least the soup still got things to bite. right.
and then 3rd!!!
like i said juz now. the soup was added alot of hot water right?
so it became very watery. and it start to sounds and looks like chinese soup d.
the hell.. and then you know what my mother did?
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT SHE DID?!
SHE ADD CABBAGE AS IF SHE WAS COOKING A CHINESE CHICKEN SOUP YOU KNOW.
ok.. that was quite normal in this house but i still hate it.
and then...SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS COOKING A CHINESE SOUP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE DID?
DO YOU KNOW?!!!!!!!
SHE GO ADD ANOTHER INGREDIENT TO THE SOUP AGAIN.
SHE ADD EGGS.
E G G S ! ! ! ! ! can you juz imagine? adding eggs into that soup?!!!!!
and i can tell. its juz 2 eggs. ONLY.
can you imagine what the soup become?
..
..
..
the soup become a chinese mushroom soup.
cabbage + mushroom + eggs(very very little only)
THE CAMPBELL FLAVOUR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRGGGHHHHH WHATS THE POINT OF EATING THE PASTA ANYWAY!!!!
GIMME BACK MY CAMPBELL MUSHROOM SOUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
HHHUUUUUUHHHHHHH?!!!!
*huff puff *huff *huff
stupid dinner.
"you so geng. you cook lar!"
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4 comments:
wow...ur mom is so yeng~
but if i were u,
i choose 2 not eat any of it...
i hate watery soup n weird pasta...
hehe~
feel sry 2 hear tat...
yeng arh?? =.=
sighs, you thought i wan eat meh.
what to do. hungry =(
if i dun eat my dad and brother sure talk alot one.
and i dun wan eat maggi mee liao =.=
so i juz eat lor.
BIG SIGHS
hahaha
cooking still got so much principle de wa..but i agree..XD
sometime my mum also make the western food to become chinese food..but still can eat lar...ur mom more yeng~XD
next time try to cook urself~just buy a tin of mushroon soup and follow the instruction lar..cooked b4..quite ok one...XD
wa
dun wan =.=
i scare to take care of the mess after meal.
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