Saturday, August 08, 2009

Sometimes its juz plain pathetic that you've got a blog. But you've got nothing to blog about. This kind of emptiness is driving me crazy man. Maybe I've lost the colour pencil to paint out my days? Ok enough about craps and shits. (why the fuck I write like someone is reading it? good here i go again, Think too much :p)

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Just went to THE MINES ( i guess this is so damn familiar and popular to people nowadays lol ) for dinner. and just for the DINNER. Dua Puloh terbang macam babi already. Stupid Carl's Jr. why charge so darn expensive, dun have student price meh?
And guess who I saw there? He's a celebrity.
He's tall! He's handsome! He's smart! He's...rich? He can sing! He can dance!

and He's.....Will Pan 潘韦伯!! (did i spell wrongly? fuck it :p)

Ok it was crazy there..errr, ok lar, not so crazy. But it still crazy. All the people do are juz screaming. SCREAMING. SCREAMING ONLY!!!! And all the fans are like.. kiddos? Daukei i should say.
Come, let me analyse and interpret the gurlz screaming.

-First Will Pan step onto the stage *AARRRHHHHH~~~*
it means, "OMIGOD HE'S HERE!!!"

-Second Will Pan talk on the mic. *ARRRRHHHHHH~~`*
it means, "OMIGOD HE TALKS!!!" (what, you think he retarded??)

-Third, Will Pan walks. *ARRRHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~*
it means, "OMIGOD HE KNOWS HOW TO WALK!!!" ......
....
...ok this is juz i simply made one. sorry fans. i dun mean to say he's stupid.

-Fourth, Will Pan waves his hands to the fans. *ARRHHHHHHHH!!!*
it means, "OMIGOD HE WAVES AT ME!! I THINK HE LOVES ME!!!"
sure love you lar, you pay his salary one ler jiejie.

-Fifth, Will Pan sing. *ARRRHHHHH~~!!! ENCORE ENCORE ENCORE!!"
it means, "OMIGOD HE SING!!! SING AGAIN PLEASE!!!"
yeah this one I agree, sing more please >.< its like a free concert XD hahahaha. but anyway, what the fuck??? A singer that dunno how to sing, still dare to release album and sing to you meh? fuck brainless shits. after all the introduction shits then its time to sign autograph to the fans. well it ends very fast. I guess thats like.. abit faster than Jolin signing at Times Square. =.= ALOT faster. LOL sorry Will Pan, dun mean to say that you're out of fans XD its juz that you're not sexy enough to attract boys =P Oh, and There's another new celeb with Will Pan too, I dunno whats his name, but he looks alot like a LaLa-zai, a gangsta...oh, no not a gangsta, a... spoilt loser??? =.= and you know what he did on the stage?? HE'S JUST FUCKING PLAYING WITH HIS MOUTH AND THATS IT. beat box lar ... this is plain stupidness. =.= sick of these shits ler. some more its not that good. Sorry guys!! I stil prefer DaiChi!! sighs, Tonight's a waste you know. Thought I can find some pretty at the event. But hell, all the gurlz are like... still in mid-school??? 15 16 years old?? ....but kids nowadays arh.. really geng, can make up super thick one. and you know what they wear? They wear a 21 years old female fashion. I wonder what will happen 5 years after. Will they ever wear grandma clothes that time??? and... one thing for sure, 5 years later there will be no true beauty. Because everything is covered up. I prefer.. staying behind the scene lol.

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there goes another major big problem about my sohai pc. it sucks that I'm a true PC dumb lar, cruel said I'm a sohai in PC sector lar. It's like a hell and heaven. When I use it, its like heaven, worry-free and ecstasy shits; When I'm about to lose it, its like hell, worry-ful and ecstasy shits again. SIGGHHHSSS Tomorrow have to get back early to solve shits again.
WHY?!!!!!


.3

ok, games are really addictive. I mean, REAL ADDICTIVE. all these gaming shits are totally pwned and owned me since I've got my SUPER(compare to the old one larh..god dammit) CPU to play.
Lets make an example,
[Prototype].
Ok this is a game title, not a serial code for your fucking projects ok. It's a sandbox-gaming style game, and It has like.. totally freedom for you to roam the whole fucking Manhattan to kill.. oh, is CONSUME (that means eat people lar, for kiddos language) people. You can either consume civillians, armies, creatures bla bla shits. and it's really FUN to consume INNOCENT CIVILLIANS!! HOHOHOHOO!! Me and my frenz are totally into this shits and we're really enjoying killing the innocent one...muahahahahaha.
it's fun that you can see how your weapon shove the enemy asshole up from the bottom.
consuming is another entertaining brutality that you can find in the game.. omigod..yummy^^

another example, The Sims 3.
alright this game is really sucking me in. I've SPENT most of the time on this never-ending game. because its fun! its new!! and It's like living in my dream... Hohoho, I can manipulate lives in the game XD thats what I love to play with. but sometimes shits does happens, My wife juz popped out 2 TWINS!!! 2 X 2 = 4 !!! THAT MEANS I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF 4 XIAO CHAR SHAO AT THE SAME TIME!!! WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Thank god they've got babysitting services... muahahahahahahahah!!! ITS FUN TO MANIPULATE LIVES!!!

omigod i'm going into gaming madness.. someone please drag me into hell... OH NO, not into hell lar.. outta hell.. XD hahahaha and then push me into the gaming heaven~

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this post is so gonna be extremely longer than before.

.5

taxi fare is damn expensive now. last time the meter starts at 2. now starts at 3. what the fuck...and now the meter is jumping superbly faster than before. I guess nows the time for me to quit my study and join the cab services lol. Imagine one day you fetch 20 trip from one place to another with the average rate of 5 dollar. everyday you earn 100. and one month you're earning 3000. THE LEAST!!!! ok for more detail, 20 of weekdays, 2000. and let say weekends they got doubled-customers, so they're earning 200 each weekend. 10 days of weekends x 200 = 2000. IMAGINE LAR PRICKS!! ONE MONTH THEY CAN AT LEAST EARN 4000
OMIGOD
THAT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A TOP STUDENT JUZ FRESHLY GRADUATES FROM FAMOUS SCHOOL EMPLOYED HIMSELF IN A BIG 5 COMPANY!!!

SO FELLAS!! EVER THINK OF QUITTING STUDY AND ROAMING THE CITY WITH TOTAL FREEDOM?!! COME AND JOIN OUR TAXI CAB SERVICES!!! WEALTHINESS SHALL AWAITS YOU AT THE END OF THE HIGHWAY!!! WOOOHOOOOOO~~fuck shits...
picture is so darn not related.

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My Impossible Wish List :
-I'm a pussy magnet
-I have a strong sex appeal
-I'm tall
-I'm strong but not so buffed
-I've got a wide shoulder and comfortable chest
-Somehow but I dunno how every morning my wallet automatically reload 2 pieces of 100 dollars note. If can, let it be BUCKS.
-I have a girlfriend that is super compatible with me.
-Having houses everywhere and nicely decorated.
-Having 48 hours per day but everything progress like 24hours per day.
-Have a really healthy body and heart.
-Have a strong heart.
-Have an agile body.
-Have a fast and intelligent brain.
...lol i guess i've wished too much XD.
omigod...juz concentrate on the height part lar wei.. i want her height only.. but stil.. omigod..@@

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