Sometimes I've been wondering...
Why does people who don't wear specs, don't look clearly about the alphabets and digest it properly?
Why does people who don't wear specs, don't look clearly about the alphabets and digest it properly?
Lu bodoh ga?
anyway thats the super beginning of this post. cheers people.
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Well.. it's been a long time since the last time I fucking update my blog.
I mean, I have 2 blogs and I've barely touch them now.
Nothing happened recently, nothing that special to be mention about.
So... yeah.. It's the 3rd week of studies and I have 7 weeks left.
Time passes real quick and you never realize it until your lecturer alarm you.
"Oi, bila mao hantar faina?"
(OOOoowwhhh diu lorh..!) Thats what student have inside their brain most of the time.
It's the fai-nal year for everyone of us, but except that special someONE.
We're having a headache everyday and that special someONE.
Never get a headache. NEVER~
Why? Is it because he's a superhuman with strong anti-body system?
Hell no people... He's very normal lar.. he tah fei kei also one..
But why is it he never get headache arh?
Because, whenever he feel headache or even, his hand fucking numbed.
He goes to sleep. Owh, I forget to mention that.
This special someONE is working. It's really funny, and fucked up about his great story.
So... yeah like I've said just now. Whenever he feels that somethings not right.
He goes to sleep. Just ... sleep ... ...zzz. ...zz. z.. ...zzz...
WHAT THE FUCK?
This fella is really geng lol... he quit study. and go for work.
but all he's been doing is sleeping only.
He already changed his job for like.. a few times already? nah, I better keep the number secret. HAH.
A months ago he quit his study, due to his super mega bummer duper motherfucked laziness.
and addictiness on gaming I suppose.. Neh that jibai kia lar, everytime he found new online game he'll drag everyone into the pool and see how they die in the flood.
Ok, back to the story.
He quit his study, and he say he wanna search for a job.
oh, the time he quit his study, his ex dumped him. pathetic combo...but I like it personally LOL.
Owh father please forgive me for being a total motherfucker ninja~
At first he's on fire, I can feel the heat baby! At least he thought his heat burn everyone else..
But certainly not affected an ice cold handsome chillin' ninja like me... hmmm I'm proud.
I can see his effort on searching jobs. But I think he never give it all..
But never mind, days later he found a job. and Everyone asked about it.
"Oi whats that lanjiao job about" "Hah, err.. that job is about doing advertising campaign and events and all kinds of shits lar."
"I thought you looking for graphic designing related post?"
"This got related ma, do event."
"I thought you looking for graphic designing related post?"
"This got related ma, do event."
Ok lorh, I know he get the wrong stuff and shits liao lar.
He never check the dictionary. Forgive this fool please.
and guess what?
He wake up early to get to work.
He bought formal dress.. oops not dress lar, formal attire.
Forgive me from being smart like an ice ninja killa.. thanks.
The first few days.. like 3 days? Everything was cool. Smooth like a puss.
But after that, shit happened. He's getting a headache.
He sleep. and sleep.. and .. sleep.. z.. z...zzz.. ...zzz...
Ok lor.. never mind lorh.. first time ma, getting an MC during trial. (wtf?)
But then.. the next 2 days his lanjiao pain. Sleep.
Finger pain due to extreme dota and footballs. Sleep.
Brain pain due to extreme streaming on dota and footballs skills. Sleep.
Eye pain due to extreme blue-filming. Sleep.
At last, he get fired. Very fast pace. 2 Weeks only if I not wrong.
and then he said he got a better job. That so nice, if he got someone to lie with.
Days later he found another job. He worked as a promoter.
and that job really gets to my exciting nerves. It makes me laugh my ass out all the time.
Even the shits also could reverse through my intestine to my fucking mouth. LOL.
Ok, here goes. He worked as a promoter, promoting DVDs. Eh, ori one ok.
"PHOTOSHOP CS3 TUTORIAL"
HOLYSHIT SHIT SHIT OH MAI GOD.
HOLYSHIT SHIT SHIT OH MAI GOD.
HE'S FUCKING SELLING IT IN THE STREET RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY COLLEGE.
HALO BOSS, LU TAO APA COLLEGE SAYA BELAJAR?
DASEIN ART OF ACADEMY BOSS. BOLEH RIPIT DENGAN SAYA GA BOSS?
Mai goodness, the GD students in my college also can do better than the tutorials in the dvd lol.. mai gawd.. foundation student might fall into it lar. XD
and then he said.."I only work here for a day only, and then you guys won't see me here liao. Because I found another better job"
Sounds familiar? "B E T T E R J O B"
Sounds familiar? "B E T T E R J O B"
Ha Ha. A present for you.
And ya, days later again, he found another job.
I heard he's working.. as a celcom customer service cadet something like that.
the paid was fair though. and you know what he did after he get the job?
He typed this.
"great career opportunity even WITHOUT complete study~" in facebook.
I know, it feels lan sii. Extraordinary Lan-siiness.
Aku tao you nak expess feeling boss.. but don't type like this lar.
You finish study only type also not late lorh pundek.
You see what happen now? By next month you'll be jobless again I tell you.
Got yourself a good job, and then you're wasting it again.
One week consist of 6 working days.
and Every week you have your own permission off-day.
What the fuck man? 2 FUCKING OFF DAY.
IF YOU'RE WORKING 5 DAYS PER WEEK.
THAT MEANS YOUR WORKING LOAD IS HALF OF OTHERS AND YOU GET NORMAL PAID??!!!
WOW THAT'S A REALLY GOOD SHIT TO DO YOU KNOW.
IT'S REALLY A GOOD CAREER OPPORTUNITY WITHOUT STUDY!!!
A MOTHERFUCKING GOOD ONE PERHAPS, LIKE THAT ALL PEOPLE BECOME BOSS LIAO LORHH WALAOUH
Good try lar boy, I really admire your laziness lar.
I damn jealous you ler, I also wanna get a job something like that.
Can sleep can get normal paid and most importantly, I can just sit back, laid back, and laugh at people while they fucking work their asses off.
Isn't it great?
Ooops, for your info, I think he just got fired again, cause I saw he asking for freelance jobs at february. See? today is 24th January.
****the below memo is a piece of mine for him. Viewer discretion is advised. If you're not reaching the year of 3 please fuck off and suck your mama's wondermilk.****
FUCK OFF LAR RETARDED SHIT MOTHERFUCKER.
I CAN EVEN WRITE OUT A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKED LIFE AND EARN ROYALTIES EVERY WEEK YOU KNOW?
"SHOW PEOPLE I CAN DO IT" WAAA
DON'T MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH LAR.
AFTER QUITTING STUDY STILL KACAO KACAO.
NOW YOUR EX ALSO DUN WAN DIUZ YOU LIAO LAR CHAOHAI.
BLOCK GAO YOU ALSO. SOME MORE I THINK HER FACEBOOK ALSO CHANGE ID BECAUSE OF YOUR RETARDED IMMATURED ACT I TELL YOU.
NO MONEY STILL LEARN PEOPLE SPEND MONEY.
NO GUTS STILL LEARN PEOPLE ACT PRO.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR TINY LION BRAIN?
STOP WASTING PEOPLE AROUND YOU LAR CHIBAI.
WASTING MONEY WASTING TIME WASTING ENERY WASTING CHANCES.
YOU THOUGHT YOU GET FIRED AND GET ANOTHER JOB THATS IT ARH?
YOU THOUGHT YOU CAN WORK 2 WEEKS AND REST 2 YEARS AND WORK FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS ARH?
DON'T FORGET YOU'RE 23 THIS YEAR. YOU'RE STILL BREATHING IN KL BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY IS SETTLING YOUR FINANCIAL STATUS I TELLIN' YOU.
GOT RETAINED TWICE AND YET YOU'RE LEARNING NOTHING FROM YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MISTAKES.
DON'T RUN AND TELL PEOPLE NO ONE UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOUR FUCKED-UP SITUATION.
IS YOU YOURSELF WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL SHITS IN YOUR ASS.
ONE LAST FAI NAL WORD FOR YOU LAR ASSHOLE.
FUCK OFF AND BALIK KAMPUNG...!!!
