tonight, is not really a good night.
I was having a really rough night.
A very very rough type which you would never ever try to imagine how rough it is.

What sort of rough. No one asked.
Because no one's gonna read here.
It's rough like a motherfucking rock solid cold hearted lava stone.
It contains heat and thorn-shaped rough surface that could pierce a new butt hole for you.

Today, it's like what happened few days ago.
The girls came and find my roommate for help.
I mean, HELP. HE FUCKING DO EVERYTHING FOR THEM.
Of course I got no problem with that lar, because if I were him I'll help because it has the potential of increasing chances for me to touch their pussies.
But the problem here is, we have a very major pokemon issue.

Look, it's a MAJOR POKEMON ISSUE.

POKEMON. YES.

I was hanging inside my room.
Like the usual hours and days, and almost every moment.
Trying to get my mood and morale up to do my assignments.
But the pokemon phenomenon out there is driving me crazy.

My fren is like the pokemon trainer.
and the girls are all his pokemon. He's training them how to be a great sexual performers.
Not sexual actually, it's just something that includes penis and pussies if you know what I mean.

Ok, first I step out of this fucking room.
Second I walk to them, and I was trying to fucking socialize with them.
The atmosphere in my room is extremely awkward until I don't even recognize where the fuck am I.
Third, I'll start with the easiest person to talk.
She fucking ignored me, and she said if I go near her again I'll get rewarded the world most motherfucked rock solid tekken (it means iron fist).
COME ON MAN, I'M JUST A FUCKING INNOCENT SHEEP WITH DICKS.
Oops, without the 's' please.

Ok lar, i'm real scared because her punch can simply knock out a hamster.

So I try to move out to the next stop.
Aaaahh.. there goes the other pokemon.
Her face was fucking fierce, and I can feel she's feeling with hatred and extreme jealousy.
She could really start off with something real stupid at any minute.
She just need a detonator to support her.
Normally at this kind of fucked up thrilling situation, I would love to be the detonator and see dramas.
But hell no, this game is not my business today, I JUST WANNA HAVE SOME FUCKING USUAL TALK WOI.

OK, MOU MAN TAI.
The pokemons over there scared the shit outta me.
I go for the next station.
Where the trainer is training a pretty cute pokemon, erk herm, I could say.

And I thought this trainer could at least give me some positive respond.
MANA TAO.
HE ASK ME FUCK OFF AND CATCH MYSELF A RATTATA.
He didn't fucking said that ok, I just kinda feel it from his words.

OK LAR, I SIEN LIAO LORH.
And then I scooch back to my room and try to sing, at least it keeps me talking with rhythm.

But then what really happen is..
SUDDENLY OUTSIDE IS FILLING UP WITH HAPPINESS OI WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING MAN?!

WHAT
THE FUCK
IS REALLY HAPPENING OUT THERE MAN?!

They're actually having fun, just like what Ash did with his pokemons.
Having children sex in the pokemon centre, like that.
Very happy and everyone was "Hahahahah" and "pika pika!"

Wuuuaaat dee faakkk is this.

It's like I should've scooch back into my dirty nasty nest, and sleep with rattatas.

This is a place where I live, I paid to live.
And I thought I'm the owner, and I expect some respects and response larh walao.

I masuk you all scream like motherfucker.
I keluar you all silent like motherfucker also.
What also you all jadi sajelah.
NIIIIAAAMAAAAAA

IT'S LIKE WHOLE BUNCH OF POKEMON BOYCOTT ME IN MY OWN NEST WALAO.
YOU COME AND MESS AROUND MY NEST AND YOU BOYCOTT ME LIKE THIS IS YOUR FUCKING NEST.
MEH HAAAAII OOOOOOOHHHHHH

DIAO NGA NGAI DIAAAOO BETOL LAH.

FUCKING API OO NOW.
CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE FUCKED SHIT MAN.

YA LAR, IT'S TRUE THAT I JEALOUS LARH.
BUT NORMAL PEOPLE ALSO GET HURT LIKE THAT LORH.
MAHAI TALK ALSO CANNOT.
I THOUGHT WE'RE FROM THE SAME BATCH???!
CHAOCHEEBAI.

I ADMIT LAR, I HAMSUP, I SOHAI, I CHIAODISH.
SO WHAT.
WHO DOESN'T
LIKE THAT BOYCOTT ME, NIAMAHAI.
EVERYONE ALSO GOT THEIR PROBLEM.
I DEAL WITH IT YOU DEAL WITH YOURS.
WE BOTH GOT PROBLEM BOTH COME SETTLE LAR.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PROPER INTERACTION?!

ITS NOT LIKE I WILL FUCK YOU AFTER I TALK TO YOU.
ITS NOT LIKE I WILL RAPE YOUR BOOBS AFTER LAUGHING WITH YOU.
WHAT?
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA CUM ON YOUR FACE WALAO.

EVERYTHING JUST DOESN'T SEEM REASONABLE IN FRONT OF ME.

ALL I WANNA SAY NOW IS FUCK.

FUCK.