Shorts.

.1

Just finish watching the MTV Video Music Award 2009.

and guess what? I never thought that Kanye West can be so fucking sohai lol.

He is no.1 in the men fashion list, he's hot and he's top in the hip-hop ranking.

but what the fuck? =.= I mean like, WHAT THE FUCK is he doing????

It's not like I like Taylor Swift alot, but come on larh, people ambik award jangan kacao sangat lorh.

Oh before I continue I better tell the story.

Yeah its like this, Taylor Swift got the "Best Female Video Award".

and, when she's about to show appreciation to people who contribute and dedicated that video.

Kanye West showed up! and he snatch the mic from Taylor Swift.

You heard me? SNATCH. fucking rudely SNATCH.
"Yo Taylor, I'm happy for you and I.. I.. I ma let you finish. But Beyonce has one of the best video of all time!! ONE OF THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!"

Ok this is what he said when Taylor got her award on stage.

What the motherfucked hell is this shit man?? I just dunno how to explain this sohai lol.

Anyway, Beyonce finally gets the "Best Music Video of the Year". =.= lol

and she give the chance to share the moment with Taylor, and Taylor finally.

FINALLY. Gives her speech on the stage.

World Peace yo.

.2

Oh and one more thing.

Whats wrong with Lady GaGa? Is she taking drugs or something?

Seriously aku tak tao. =(

She changed her costumes for like... 4 times in 2 hours awards?

and each costume, has it own "uniqueness".

FIRST COSTUME. it looks like a peacock costume to me, and when she wear, her neck langsung tak boleh twist one. stupid right? she can only extend her sighting range by turning the whole upper body. my godnesss... and she got a very outstanding mask, I want it. its nice =)

hi peacock. nice mask =).

SECOND COSTUME. yeah this looks alil bit more normal. its white and its like a laced-table cloth covering the top and one plastic panties. but what so unique about this, is that this costume, can spill blood from the breast LOL. ok larh maybe there's alil trick on that but i dunno =P.

woot? breastmilk become breast-blood?

THIRD COSTUME. I guess she changed after the performance. This costume, is full of red. In fact, its just consist of red only, Fresh RED. also another laced-table cloth covering the whole body lol. but this time. It cover the face. FACE COVERED AND I CAN HARDLY SEE THERE'S A HOLE FOR HER TO SEE. but she still managed to walk onto the stage and get the award without mistaken anybody LOL. Oh and she's wearing a red, ok, another RED again. A red Needle look hat. It looks totally, creepy. It's like she's going to pierce people into a sponge.

hey there nidorina.

here's the close-up of red nidorina, female, LVL100. gg.

FOURTH COSTUME. hmmpphh, I guess China gives

alot of inspiration on this one. In Precise, its the "Niao Cao"(bird nest) Stadium architect's work. Can get alil bit of the picture already? Yes, she wears a "Niao Cao" on her face. Not head, is FACE. yes, FACE. and a dog chain on her neck, guess she needs alil bit of drug, anger issues, sexuality, and all sorts of controls after all. =P

I wonder if someone could grow hair like this...

.3 its the 5th day and i didn't even start anything yet. shit.