Sohai Kawan Kumiliki.

I just wanna ask why...
HOW THE MOTHERFUCKED THAT THOSE WHO AROUND ME ARE MOSTLY MADE UP WITH SOHAI'S ATTRIBUTE AND INGREDIENTS?!

BETUL BETUL HOLY FUCK LAR.
FAMILY LIKE THAT.
FRIEND ALSO LIKE THAT.
HOLY SHIT.

so... today i'm not gonna talk about my family.
cause i've already talked about them. so...
yeah, you guessed it.

MY FRIEND.

you see.. i have this friend.
he's older than me. he's literally smarter than me in academic.
he's taller than me. he looks better than me.
he's fitter than me. he's more muscular than me.
so.. yeah, he's like good at outside...
but.. what he sohai about was...

HIS FUCKING RETARDED BRAIN AND MENTALITY.
and..
HIS SOHAI HEART.
you see..
he's not that kind of very good attitude person you know..
he likes to LAN SII.
he likes to ACT PRO AS IF HE WERE.
he likes to ACT LIKE A BIG BRO AS IF I'M GONNA RESPECT HIM LIKE GOD.
and he.. ALWAYS EXPECT PEOPLE TO DO WHAT HE WANTED. without
CONCERNING OTHERS ABILITY HOLY FUCKED.

ok i dunno how to describe him furthermore..
i think i better list some examples.

.1
he always order me to do stuff. like he's really my brother.
and thought like i was scare of him.
and i asked him why. he says.
"because i'm better in anything of you."

.2
he always likes to insult me. and tell his friends i'm a fucking loser.
and then when i fight back, he diuz me fucker sohai.
so... whats that about man?
i'm his dog? yea, he treats me like a dog.
and still.. the same reason.
"because you're a fucking loser, so i can fuck you."

.3
alright.. he's not a man i gotta say.
yea he likes sex, cigarettes, alcohol, pussies. like other man does.
but he dun have that gentlemen radiant attraction.
he's not a cool guy to anybody. he's like a sohai also.
he's small gas (errr i dunno whats in english) he's hot tempered.
and.. he has this.. fucking high self confident with him.
...and. juz now i bought 100 plus for him.
and the top of the bottle has some.. other drinks spilled on it.
so.. he asked me to take the drinks and change another bottle.
so i do what he says lor, cause i also dunno whats that stain at first.
then after the shop dealer explained, then i think its ok lar.
so i bring that old drinks to my friend. and i tell him what happened.
and then you know what he says?
"fucking go and change it lar fuck, mahai so stupid one you"
"never mind one lar, its not poison or something"
"fucking sohai why you" "AIYA FUCK LAR YOU POISONED THEN I PAY FOR YOUR MEDICAL FEE LAR FUCK"
thats our conversation juz now.
i mean.. how come he can be like.. so countitive.
juz a small little.. "clean" stain what.. its not going to kill him or whatso fucking ever right.
and some more he diuz me at the public.
like a dog.
is he a fucking retarded or what???
he doesn't have this.. humanity lar.
fucking stupid one.

.4
and he has this fucking bad attitude.
he likes to 'siap' what i ordered when i go out eat with him.
and he says.. "you shut up, i wan siap then siap"
i mean what the fuck lar, how come he can be like.. so ba dao.
i tell him DUN, then he still siap..
so.. is he a human looking dog or??
i'm extremely fucking clueless about that.
and when i dun let him.. he adds another sentence.
"so countitive one you"


SO... OVERALL ALL I WANNA SAY IS
...THIS KIND OF SOHAI FRIEND, REALLY DRIVING ME CRAZY.
I SWEAR TO GOD.

I'M MOTHERFUCKED SWEARING TO GOD NOW.

IF HE EVER INSULT ME AGAIN!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAYS I CAN'T DRAW!!!

I'M GONNA GRAB THE TOOLS AND I'M GONNA BUST

HIS FUCKING HEAD!! AT LEAST HIS DICK HEAD, THAT MAKES HIM CAN'T SEX FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS NOW, AND I'M MOTHERFUCKING SWEAR IT!!!!

HOLY FUCKED GOD, PLEASE INSPIRE THAT
FUCKER SOHAI TO READ THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT
GONNA TELL WHAT I'M GOING TO DO ABOUT HIM
NEXT TIME.
SO IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR SO-CALLED-
MOTHERFUCKING-CHILDREN-AND SON OR WHAT-
SO-FUCKING-EVER, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
INSPIRE HIM TO READ THIS FUCKING SOHAI POST,
BECAUSE I WRITE THIS FOR HIM, EXCLUSIVE!!