滚，滚回家!!

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK..!!!

First, I'm fucking the sohai weather.
Raining can, but dun raining non stop larh wei, very suffering you know.
Want go out also cannot. What are you? Trying to trap me in my house?!!
GARRRRRRHHHHHHH.

Second, I'm fucking the sohai broadband service.
You lag can, BUT DON'T SO FREQUENT LARH WEI...
Annoying you know?!!! Want surf net also cannot..!!!
I stay at home very kesian liao.. no game no music..
Wanna find some enjoyment on the net also cannot meh...
FUCK YOU CHIBAI KIA MOTHERFUCKED A-HOLE!!!!

Third, I'm fucking... errr... OH!!!
JUST NOW THERE'S A SOHAI KELISA.
MAPUKI. I was trying to cross the road and I forgot to look whether there's other car from the back, and thank god I'm super agile larh.
I noticed the kelisa and I hold my steps before I make another tragedy.
and then horh, THE SOHAI KELISA DRIVER AND PASSENGER LOOKING AT ME WITH THEIR FUCKING EYES.
OMIGOD THEY ARE SO DAMN UGLY!!!!
AND THEY'RE FAT!!! DARK!!! LOOK UNEDUCATED!!!!
FUCK OFF LAR KIMAK, YOU THOUGHT YOU ELDER THAN ME YOU CAN GIMME THAT SHIT ASS EYE LOOK??? SUCK DICK PLEASE

Fourth.. dunno who to fuck liao...
maybe I should fuck my old pc. YEAH..!!!
But it's not really his fault also.. sighs..
so.. I'm fucking nothing right now. ho ho =.=

Fifth..!!! I really got no one to fuck liao.
If i wanna fuck, I could've fuck anyone lol.
Seriously, I CAN. But for some reason dun simply fuck people d.
Cause you know lar, one fuck can cause a thousand impacts.
Might crush something valueble or even a tank!!! hoho.

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It's 5.50am now and I'm awake. Yes, I'm awake from sleep.
SERIOUS LERH BOSS =.=
Sometimes my body organism just alittle bit too strange for me, myself to figure, y'know.
Let's make an example.
Today I sleep at 3am, and I can sleep for 10 hours straight, until like 1pm on the next day.
And then, the next day I sleep at 12am, and I fucking wake up at 4.30am!!!
and How fucking stupid odd is that..?!!
Holyshit.. =.= My body is trying to ruin myself lar.. my spirit and my body..damn suffering shit.

Life's been very lazy...Oh, yeah, VERY LAZY.
None of the assignments has any progress, guess now I really repeating what I've been doing like the past semesters lol.
Aihz, better pray hard that tomorrow the world move slower abit.

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One day I saw my frenz posting a shoutout in facebook
and says that he's not studying anymore, and he posting farewell wishes to all his classmates.
But to be honest, he is not my brother or what important frenz lar, just normal frenz.
He cannot continue study.. then cannot lorh, so why the fuck I need to be sad about it?
Ok.
So when I see he finally make clear of shits and post it in facebook.
I'm trying to joke around with my frenz and told him let's sing a song for him.
"Goodbye my love..~ wo di ai ren..~ zai jian..~"
and you know what my frenz reply me?
When I heard this reply oo... I was kinda shocked, kinda FUCKING SHOCKED.
He answer me... "How come you seems to be very happy when you see he posting that shoutout?"
I was like...what the fuck?
Like I said just now.. me and him.. we don't have a strong bond, and I believe he don't appreciate me better also. because some shits happen before lar. small matter to him but big matter to me and I just too lazy to take it out and argue with him.
Sometimes arh...my sohai roommate oo.. talk without using brain one..
I admit I also brainless most of the time larh, I know you all so MATURED ma.
Always neglect me like a tao gei.
but my roommate o.. just to based on the case above lar.
When I hurt myself or die or whatever unlucky shit happen, he stand behind and laugh like a shittard. and never try to help, ya it sucks. and he thinks that, "It's none of my business"
HAH, GOOD ONE.
Even if it's none of your business.. also don't laugh in front of me lorh,
and never laugh behind my back.
You see ar.. everytime he diuz about my attitude o.. he most of the time also accidently doing it.
aihz.. human are really a stupid kind, they never do what they told.
Shit face roommate. and always trying to act pro. not to say act pro larh.
but he never trust me on something I'm certain.
and he never trust me on something that I dunno.

hoho i've got alot to tell now, and the fucktard is sleeping beside me.

So like.. for example.
I know about.. slightly lar, slightly know about networking data or stuff like that.
and then oo... everytime I get connected to the internet I'll automatically open a command prompt and ping the internet data transfer rate one ma.. to see and observe whether there's anything wrong about the house networking lar. you know lar, some biatches and fuckers like to complain and show some fuck face when they can't connect and play their facebook games.
and then oooh.. you know what my sohai roommate say arh?
"Yerrr what is that, you open that to snatch the speed arh?! no wonder you so smooth and fast lar..!!" LOL WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU MOTHERFUCKED RETARDED?!!!
and after that I tried to explain lar.. since he told me he never know about it.
and guess what, the next day he tells everyone about that and say I'm trying to snatch the fucking line. HOLYSHIT WEIII.. MY NAME ALREADY SO FUCKING BUSUK YOU STILL WANNA POUR WHAT ON IT? CHEMICAL ACID...?! WHAT.. YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN MY NAME OR WHAT..? ALREADY BUSUK LIAO STILL DUN WANNA LET ME GO MEH.

ok another case.
one day he come and ask me about... some english stuff. or some other stuff.
and then i tell him i dunno ma, and i ask him to google lorh.
and you know what? he show me the fuck face.
like i know and i never wanted to tell him. MAHAI.
YOU THOUGHT I'M WHAT, WIKIPEDIA?
GOOGLE SO GENG JUST GO GOOGLE EVERY QUESTION YOU WANNA ASK LAR MACHIBAI.
EVERYTIME ASK YOU GOOGLE YOURSELF ALSO TAK MAO LISTEN. KIMAK LU.

and another case.. holyshit all these shit cases.
one day i see he making mistake, a very common mistake that i've been through before and i tell him. I TELL HIM POLITELY.
"oi, dun do that lar, cannot one, because o.. blablabla.. so it'll end up like that"
he give me a fuck face.. and then he turn his fucking head away and said.
"I don't believe it" and oops, he did it again~
"Hah, told you."
and again the fuck face he show me, some more use some stupid weird accent and say
"Ouuh Sssorry." mahai.. langsung tak de respect. like i need your apologize.

and this fucktard is a total asshole. not to say he look like a canned abalone lar.
but he act like one.

HE WILL ALWAYS HELP GIRLS.
i dunno why.
but he does
ALWAYS HELP GIRLS.
and GIRLS ALWAYS ASK FOR HIS HELP.
i dunno why too.
but he helped the guys too..
ONLY CERTAIN GUYS.
HE WILL ALWAYS HELP CERTAIN GUYS.
i dunno why, again.
and CERTAIN GUYS NEVER FIND HIS HELP.
this one i guess i know why.

and guess what?
he never help me. =(
every help i asked it's like i sending my request to government and once it sent, it never return and never reply.

how motherfucked is that?

做roommate做到酱死人样，还有什么意思？
平时跟你谈两句话就将我幼稚。你又何尝不是？
是啦，我回家是因为我要跟家人伸手讨钱，你就是回家尽你的lanjiao孝道！
是啦，房间我没扫过，是你扫罢了，功劳全归你！
是啦，我很不man，也不gentlemen，你最棒，你最好，你简直是女人心中的英雄！
给你讲对全部东西了啦，开心没？
给你讲中啦，我在幸灾乐祸，你满意没？
跌倒还要被你踩几脚，你爽了没？
是不是要让你看到我彻底毁灭了你才高兴？
是不是要让你看到我登逝世启示你才快乐？

滚，滚回家，用尽一生去干你的lanjiao事情！
你什么理由也不用说了，以后放飞机也不用道歉！
因为我都知道，你一定是回家尽你的孝道，孝顺父母爱护家人，很伟大兼高耸的责任来的！